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Mom, I want you to make me one of these. I can’t find...
Nov 24th

Oh, Big Media

person a: am cooking up a blog post in re: social media
person a: wrote a bunch of shit down last night when drunk post-beerfest
person b: nice
person a: yeah
person a: not all bad
person a: need to organize
person a: more or less, the brilliant people on my media team
person a: and they are really good
person a: like, they make me feel like an intern
person a: or at the very least that i do not deserve this job and that previous job was playskool, my first media plan
person a: last night were like, what is twitter? oh, i don't do facebook and social media stuff, it's dumb
person a: is not the entire purpose of media to find the avenue to lend cred to a message per specific audience?
person a: how can you just disregard
person a: whatever.
person a: and so on. need to work on it.
person b: it's dumb?
person a: right
person b: unbelievable
person b: that was it
person b: that's all they said
person a: well the guy who said fb was dumb said that he doesn't want to be found
person a: whatever
person a: and then my boss, who is awesome, and on fb, was kind of buying the twitter thing, and then she was like, i don't have time for that, and it's stalkerish
person a: stalker, maybe
person a: but she is sup on xyz brands
person a: all like, 12-34 targets
person a: jesus.
person b: right
person b: because those people are all over magazines
person b: and TV and drivetime
person b: but
person b: not online
person a: don't talk to one another
person b: yeah
person a: right
person a: i need to think about how i want to discuss
person b: here's a start
person b: "I will enjoy having your job next year"
person a: want focus to be importance of social for media
person a: not
person a: the people at my new job are dumb
person b: my suggested thesis
person b: would be
person b: people are talking to each other online. it's measurable, and you can find the right people easier than you ever could before. if you want to ignore that, feel free. i, on the other hand, will not be ignoring the fastest-growing, most networked channel of communication we have ever experienced.
Nov 22nd

Eats Shoots and Leaves

Katie: I'm so like, the technically worst person in the world.
Dan: You're technically the worst person in the world?
Katie: Yeah.
Everyone: {Laughter}
Nov 22nd
“you guys made the idea a (gorgeous) reality.”
— Ainsley. She’s too kind.
Nov 16th

He's Cute, Too.

Me: So what kind of food were you thinking?
Eric: I dunno.
Me: Somewhere around here?
Eric: We could order in.
Me: That would be fun!
Eric: And super gay.
Me: Obviously gay.
Eric: You need to Tumble that.
Nov 15th
“What’s that thing called? The thing you made in junior...”
— Kevin, talking about a...
Nov 14th

The Great Train Throbbery

Edward Pierce: What exactly are you constructing?
Emily Trent: We thought a water wheel. It will be so delightful, especially when there will be the rusted curve of the water wheel itself. Don't you agree?
Edgar Trent: We are building the rusted wheel at considerable expense.
Emily Trent: It is constructed of previously rusted metal, the craftsmen are most ingenious. And of course we must wait for the weeds to grow up around the site before it takes on the proper appearance.
Edward Pierce: Oh I'm sure it'll be a handsome ruin.
Edgar Trent: Where is Elizabeth?
Emily Trent: I have passed many pleasant hours here, watching the workman fit each piece into its precise slot. Such skill!
Edward Pierce: They screw it together do they?
Edgar Trent: No, bolt it actually. With long bolts, fitted tightly.
Emily Trent: Yes. *Long* bolts, fitted tightly.
Edward Pierce: I've just returned from America, a country of many prominent erections.
Emily Trent: It *is* exciting to see things come together, so long as the quality does not suffer.
Edward Pierce: Tight-fitting joints, that's the secret.
Emily Trent: It's *so* rare these days.
Edward Pierce: [It] depends on the skill of the workman, of course.
Emily Trent: And he *must* have the proper tools.
Nov 11th
“So *John* has been spending some quality time the last few...”
— *Steve*, at work
Nov 4th

Quitting: tough in both cases

me: dude, what *larry* go as
him: who is he?
me: brokeback?
him: haha. Marlboro Man, but he was super pissed 'cause everyone kept saying Brokeback. Honestly, what did he think? People are gonna recognize a long gone icon of cigarettes or a recently Academy movie?
me: haha.
Nov 3rd