Latest on twitter:
“What do ladies think, about things?”
That pretty much sums up what we’re doing here. Thanks, Buzzfeed.
!!!Dancing Robots Succeed
Sexually Oblivious Rhino
How did I not get one of these? I make ping-pong paddles, for fuck’s sake!
I just received the most awesomest package in the mail. Thank you Enter the Egos, I can’t wait to play.
When was the exact moment that you knew the Rockets would never be able to beat the Lakers?Ha
Sucker MCs
but whatever ya do in your lifetime
ya never let a mc steal your rhyme
so from sixty six til this very day
ill always remember what he had to say
so when the sucker mcs try to chump my style
i let them know that i’m versatile
i got style finesse and a little black book
that’s filled with rhymes and i know you wanna look
but there’s a thing that separates you from me
and that’s called originality
because my rhymes are on from what you heard
i didnt even bite and not a god d—m word
and i say a little more later on tonight
so the sucker mc’s can bite all night
My Friends Know Me Well
- her: could you define meme for me?
- her: NEVERMIND. i'll google that. don't you dare send me that ridiculous link
- me: haha
- me: http://tinyurl.com/co2hay
- me: you mean that link?
I'm dumb
- me: this is tremendous
- me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdDS4aCiQl0
- me: especially if you like justice
- her: i do like justice
- me: the group
- me: not the principle
